I will try to keep track of the ports I visit as my travels continue. I am also noting the excursions, since fun in port is mandatory.
From my first cruise, I almost got blown off a boat going to Maho Beach. I had drinks cruising around the Virgin Islands. I don't remember Señor Frog's.
From my second cruise, I studied tequila in Puerto Vallarta (don't remember much), discovered the Green Bar in Mazatlan (don't remember much), and watched for whales in Cabo San Lucas. I found many of the bars on the ship on the first sea day, and just slept in the second (Captain Bob took over on photo duty.)